This long sleeve hoodie serves up dark humor with a cozy, crafty edge. The design features a stern black cat knitting with total seriousness, surrounded by balls of yarn, alongside the perfectly cheeky phrase: “Knitting Because Murder Is Wrong.” It’s the kind of top that says you’re here for the stitches… and also for the sarcasm.

Warm, comfortable, and effortlessly funny, it’s made for chilly craft nights, yarn shop runs, and those moments when you’re counting rows to stay calm. Equal parts cute and mischievous, this one’s a must-have for yarn lovers who appreciate a little bite with their fiber.

Perfect for:

• 🐱 Cat-loving knitters with a no-nonsense vibe

• 🤣 Fans of dark, witty humor

• 🧵 Knitting circles, stitch-and-bitch nights, and craft meetups

• 🎁 A hilarious gift for your most yarn-obsessed friend (or yourself)